Shit band with shit songs in witch the lead singer cant sing Miley Cyrus half brother is in it. They think their emo but are the most main stream thing ever!
Person 1: Have you heard Shake it By Metro Station?
Person 2: Yeah it's rubbish
Person 1: Oh i kinda like it...
Person 2: YOU DESERVE TO BURN AND DIE
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A band with lame lyrics full of metrosexual guys.
Girl 1:Hey have you heard that new metro station song?
Girl 2: yeah it sucks.
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The horrible stage of any long term relationship. When you stop having freaky experimental sex and start having boring middle-aged grown up sex. Usually highlighted by endless bouts of mind numbing missionary position.
Gabe and I are really excited about getting married, I just hope we don't move to Stewartstown Station.
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Synonym for pornography. 'Action' meaning sex and station referring to a television channel.
They're all the same size on the action station: huge.
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a group of people who are acting retarded
here comes the retardation station
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a pretty good band with average lyrics(filled with cheesy pick up lines) but good instrumentals.
they get a lot of crap about being for 13 year old teenybopper whore girls who scream because they just found out in thier j-14 magazine that 2 guys in the band have siblings in hannah montana.
they are also a band who are bound to sell out the day they hit top 40, simply because they let out such information.
13yr old girl: OMGGG! i totally love metro station!!! i heard shake it on the radio! and it makes me so trendy to listen to techno! metro station rocks! i hope they go on tour with miley cyrus!!
me: shut up bitch. you wouldnt know good music if it was forced up your ass.
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A Kipling Station is a consensual sexual act which consists of the penetrative partner inserting his penis into the receptive partner quickly after taking a running start.
It is named after a subway station in Toronto, Canada.
"Old Winston gave me a right Kipling Station last night! He really socked it to me!"
"I'm having trouble walking today. Last night, me and the husband went for a Kipling Station!"
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