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Peter went to the strip mall because he wanted to watch strippers while he shopped.
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The feeling of intense depression that overwhelms you when you find out your favorite strip club is closing.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what's wrong with your sad ass?"
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
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The small strip of pubic hair a female leaves guiding the way to her vagina.
No man, she does not shave but she does have a nice little landing strip.
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When someone who like privacy puts 5% tint on every window of their car, but leaves a 1 foot tall line across the windshield to see through.
Many mexicans in my neighborhood have tank strips. They think people frown on them invading and selling drugs.
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A diferentation of battle ship only you take something off when you sink a ship
Hey bob
yeah
want to play battle ship?
only if we make it interesting
how
Battle strip
ok let's do it
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If some one is power stripped (usually a broad), they have each and every orifice filled by cock, so that they look like a power strip.
Sally's ass, mouth and pussy was throbbing after being power stripped by the UCLA basketball team lastnight.
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A salad with breaded chicken strips. If you can get past the fact you're eating deep fried chicken on your salad, you're most likely putting a mountain of ranch dressing on it to make it equally unhealthy. The perfect million calorie salad.
Commonly served at Chick-fil-A and many other fine restaurants.
I'm trying to lose weight so I only eat strip salads with extra ranch dressing.
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