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A person who is used to the safety or bubble of the suburbs. These are people who are likely to get their car stolen when they leave it unlocked. They also tend to not understand what being poor actually is. This is due to the bubble they live in that is due to having been raised in the suburbs. Many people will claim that their family used to be poor because they lived in a not-so-great area, or that they are poor cause they have school debts.
Nick: Hey dude I heard you used to be poor?
Chad: Yeah man we lived in an apartment for half a year while my parents were between college and getting into their career, it was hard cause we had so many debts.
Nick: Oh... I don't think that's really what being poor is, but anyways, I heard your car got broken into?
Chad: Yeah some dipshit crackhead stole my Nike Air Force One's and my brand new Macbook from my 2021 X4.
Nick: Oh that really sucks man, what happened?
Chad: Dude I just told you, he opened my car door and took the shit!
Nick: Was it locked??
Chad: Who fuckin locks their door?
Nick: You ever hear of Suburban Syndrome?
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Hillbillies that have enough money to move out of the trailer park and into the suburbs but still have in their yards 15 cars that don't work, a bath tub with a transmission in it, and a stack of mattresses 6 ft tall with kids playing on them.
"Why the hell do they have all that junk in the front yard. Are they having a yard sale?"
"No, of course not. That's the stuff Billy Bob Joe is working on. They are suburbanized hillbillies"
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A dictionary of words or phrases used by affluent or educated Americans.
"Yuppie" is a word found in the suburban dictionary.
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Someone too well-mannered and reserved to hang out with country folks, but someone too conservative and rowdy to hang out with city slickers
"I can't hang out with that crowd, you know me, I'm a suburban redneck"
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It is a very prominent illness diagnosed to Asians or African Americans that only go for white girls.
Why won't he date sharkeisha?
He has suburban sickness
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The inner city phenomenon of the worst suburban ideals such as: conformity, cookie cutter, boring and small-mindedness infecting a major city from the inside out.
Today I saw yet another "mom & Pop" shop close only to be replaced with another Bridle/baby stroller/Bank Branch/all you can eat buffet/home wares store in San Francisco. The "Suburban Fungal" is growing.
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An ironic phrase childishly inserted into an online street language reference in order to take the piss.
"What *you* think 'suburban dictionary' means? Foo'!"
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