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suit up

- To grow some balls, as it pertains to the pursuit of women. The act of "suiting up" is a realization of values that make a man attractive to a woman, and a rejection of the values of a man that are idealized in women, but provide no success pragmatically in attraction. This includes rejecting notions of being nice, seeking to be liked for whom you are, and treating a woman well etc. Hence, "suiting up" is a moment of growth and acceptance of such things necessary to attraction as playing hard to get, being rich, being cocky, having good hygiene, and dressing well. This phrase is derived from the physical action of putting on a suit or "suiting up" in order to impress the ladies.

Barney: Hey, did you get lucky on your date last night?

Ted: I treated her with the utmost respect and attention and she told me never to call her again.

Barney: Suit up, buddy.

Joe: Im so nice to women and all they do is shit on me. Time to suit up!

by Steven Brinks November 16, 2010

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zoot suit

a man's suit characterized by a long jacket with broad, padded shoulders and high waisted pants(they were very popular with urban black people and Los Angeles Chicanos in the 1920s 30s and 40s)

Where did he get that zoot suit?

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2007

39๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bro Suit

A suit that is typically worn by older black men that looks 85 sizes too big. Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer usually wear these types of Suits.

Did you watch that Steve harvey Show last night?

Yeah, i watched it, but I was trying to figure out what was up with that ugly brown bro suit he had on!

by mystikkal December 18, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Empty Suit

A politician who seeks public office, purporting to hold a certain se of beliefs, but in reality Is nothing more than pandering simpleton.

Mitt Romney is no conservative, he's just an empty suit with a blue tie.

by heavymongo September 4, 2012

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strong suit

A term derived from card games in which, because of defined superiority or dealt strength, certain card suits become more powerful during a card game. Usually used as metaphor to decribe dominant or distinctive qualities of a person, place or thing.

He went to Hooters for the food? That's not exactly their strong suit LOL.

by Res Ipsa Loquitur June 23, 2004

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Suit Dummy

a person who possesses little knowledge but dresses like an expert. Typically not educated but has much pride in being a corporate piss-on. Minion.

Banker at Wells Fargo, Financial Advisor at Mass Mutual, members of the tea party and GOP. Those bots at the financial office are nothing but a bunch of suit dummies. Example 2: That suit dummy has those people fooled.

by rhymeswithblonde March 4, 2013

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Gyle Suit

A mispronounciation of "Ghillie Suit" which is a suit usually made from OD netting and burlap strips of woodland colors attached to the netting that is meant to resemble leaves, bushes and such. It is usually worn by snipers.

Kyle: I think I'm gonna get a gyle suit.
Parker: You mean a ghillie siut?
Kyle:Whaaa?
Bryon: HAHAHAHAHA! Think man. G-h-i-l-l-i-e. Ghillie suit. HAHAHA!
Parker: HAHAHAHAHA!
Kyle: STFU!!! ITS NOT THAT FUNNY!

by Oliver Quidgeums July 28, 2006