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The act taken by the passenger sitting shotgun described as putting ones naked feet up on the dashboard while driving around in a car, usually on a hot summer day, and often with one of the feet hanging out the window resting on the rearview mirror.
Craig: Oh gross! Check out the chick in the car next to us - she is totally dashboard surfing while her boyfriend is driving.
John: Yuk! Her toenails are skanky!
Craig: Oh my god, now she is sticking one of her feet out the window to rest it on the rearview mirror!
John: sick
A very underrated sex position that involves a female (or male, I'm not sexist.) riding a man's penis like a surf board. Possibly causing a penile fracture.
What's your favorite position? Mine's surfing the worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.
When you're sitting on a small toilet and you start to piss, the piss sprays back on you. Only happens for boys, or toilets with no water for girls eg: planes.
"The hotel in Romania had such a fucking small toilet bowl, pissing was like Poseidon Surfing.
"Any time I take a shit, Poseidon always decides to go surfing!"
Using the hyperlinks in Wikipedia articles to follow a trail from one subject to another.
I was wiki-surfing today and discovered Godwin's rule.
When you’re with every person in a friend group and do this to many groups. You go from group to group being with every member in it. Most people do this for attention or revenge.
Friend: Did you hear?
You: What was I supposed to hear?
Friend: Dude your ex just went group surfing.
You: She always did like the attention.
When you lay on your stomach at the top of a car, hold onto the bike rack for dear life, and the driver barrels down the road at high speeds.
“When we were car surfing we hit a patch of loose gravel and nearly fell off!”
The feeling of being so tired that you feel as though you are being rocked asleep by waves.
Today was such a long day, I'm surfing to bed.