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Anyone from the South who espouses views making one wonder what their drug of choice is on any particularly given day. The description itself could mean the victim suffered a blow to the head while surfing one day, rendering him/her incapable of stimulating academic discussions.
Someone who parrots an unproven theory, like trickle down economics, without analyzing its effects has suffered from being a southern surfer.
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A longboarder/skateboarder that rides specifically on the streets. The act of "surfing" on pavement. Skateboarding was created in fact to simulate real surfing when waves weren't present, or if you didn't live near a coastline. Longboarding is another term for skateboarding, except longboarding was specifically designed for just cruising. A LONGER, more refined, version of a skateboard (Hence the "LONG" in "LONGBOARD"). Longboards come in a multitude of shapes and sizes, but whichever you prefer, is the one you can use to carve up the streets.
(Also the name of an existing Longboard Crew in Miami)
Guy 1: "Hey Bro! let's go surfing!"
Guy 2: "Can't man, it's flat."
*looks up the street*
Guy 1: "Check out the Street Surfers!"
*Longboarders carve by*
Guy 2: "Oh damn! Sick! Lemme' get my Longboard!"
*the 2 proceed to "Street Surf"*
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Someone who partakes in the act of throne surfing, in which somebody surfs the internet on an internet capable device, most commonly a mobile phone, whilst on the toilet taking a shit.
MALE: I'm such an avid Throne Surfer, I surf the net whilst taking a dump every day
or
FEMALE: Whenever I sit down to take a pee, I become an avid Throne Surfer.
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Slang term for a man's penis. The "tunnel" refers to a woman's vagina. Generally used to refer to someone's penis in mixed company.
Guy: Dude, I was with this girl last night, and she wanted my pe-
{mom walks by}
Guy: tunnel surfer so bad.
Mom: Must be a new toy.
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1. (n) A comic book character
2. A Complete state of beyond failure. Recognizable by a person that is bent over on his/her knees and covering their face with their arm.
Person 1: Oh shit! he just crashed his dad's mustang!
Person 2: It looks like he's Silver Surfer
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A band known for thier incredulous lyrics
Shane loves the butthole surfers.
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A man who enjoys anal sex with other men.
Alex is a total butthole surfer.
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