Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

Bernie is a Surging Sanders.

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surging sanders

When, in the midst of a sexual act, one unexpectedly climaxes.

Rico: Hey man. How did it go with Tricia last night?

Dustin: Meh. We got busy, but I got taken by the surging Sanders. Came out of nowhere.

Rico: Lol, just like Clinton. Cock Hero, bro.

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Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere

"Hillary really wasn't expecting the Surging Sanders last night."

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surging sanders

when you cum out of nowhere

You scared the shit out of me you surging sanders

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surging sanders

1) One who cums out of nowhere.

2) Bernie Sanders' 2016 Presidential Campaign coming out of nowhere.

Credit--Trevor Noah, The Daily Show

Brad: Dude, Surging Sanders fuckin came out of NOWHERE!
Craig: ...and that's all Hillary wrote.

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Surge Protector

Someone who runs interference between you and a stupid person - like a tool.

Man, I can't stand that Tool. I need a surge protector.

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Surging Sanders

The act of reaching orgasm out of, seemingly, nowhere; similar to how Bernie Sanders "came out of nowhere" as he began to make headway in the 2016 presidential race against front-runner Hilary Clinton.

While I was eating my Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos with extra Doritos, I felt a Surging Sanders coming on and added a little sour cream to my zesty Mexican meal.

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