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IT'S A GAY GUY THAT GIVES HEAD AND SWALLOWS.
LAST NIGHT I MET MIKE AT THE BAR AND HE GAVE ME HEAD AND SWALLOWED.. HE IS A GAY SWALLOWER.
The term used to describe a male ice addict , the female version being .... Puddle duck .
" look out ladies ...put the pips away . Here comes that bloody swamp swallow again ! "
A swamp swallow is the males version of the classic " puddle duck " ( the name given to a female that will happily have relations with pretty much anyone that is offering the drug "ice" in exchange .
Sally says.... "Holy shit ....Quick hide the pipe" . . . to Sarah as the "swamp swallow" ....aka - Andrew enters the residence .
A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.
"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"
To accept the punishment for a situation that is not your fault, because the risk for fighting for yourself is much higher than accepting the punishment.
He had to swallow the bird when they arrested him because he was the only black man at the scene of the crime.
An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.
I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!
The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life
Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind