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The act of pulling your gilfriend's tampon string out of her bloody vagina with your teeth like a fish biting a hook, and then slapping your gilfriend in the face with the bloody tampon with it still in your teeth.
Jimmy: Wow samantha your face is really red!
Samantha: Yeah because Robert did some swedish fishing last night
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During a blow job, the male sticks his dick so far in the chick's throat she vomits.
I was getting a bj the other day and ended up going in too far and ended up getting Swedish Leftovers.
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first, the girl must be wearing a viking helmet, then you have to do her in the ass while saying "ROW" every time you thrust, and when you finish you scream "VALHALLA" and donkey punch her in the back of the head with a fish.
Dude I cant Believe your sister let me give her a Swedish Tickler last night, best use of fish ever.
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The Swedish Sauna is somewhat like the Dutch Oven, but instead of farting when in bed with another person, you fart while showering with another person. It generally smells worse, despite being watered down. It is also much more unforgivable than the Dutch Oven.
Last night, I gave my boyfriend a Dutch Oven, and this morning he avenged it with a Swedish Sauna.
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You take an ikea table and flip it on its side...then make your partner fuck the table leg and listen through the top of the table.
Bro after Jenny and I went to IKEA I was able to give her a Swedish stethoscope.
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After ejaculating inside a girl you go down on her to suck out, zamboni, or "plumb" your semen so she doesn't get pregnant
"I quickly pulled a Swedish plumber after I busted so I'm pretty sure your not pregs"
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Going to a foreign country to raid/loot them
My friend took a Swedish Vacation and brought home tons of gold
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