Swim Practice

the two hours of the day where our coach pushes us to swim the length of the pool about 100 times or more. afterwards you are tired and feel like you can't breath.

I think i am going to die at swim practice today.

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swim shady

The horniest betta fish in all of the lands and seas, and rice paddies.

Damn Swim Shady you're so horny.

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swim fan

the second level of insanity women get to (following betty); at this stage she goes through her mans text, my-space, face book & call history; questions your where abouts; and insinuates that you are allways lying; possibly physically abussive to your animals, personal belongings, family members or friends

Dude, you need to ditch her, she is starting to go swim fan, my fucking life is in danger!

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memory swim

Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressing) situation. Must last for more than a minute to qualify as a swim.

Yeah, since he lost his job and his girl, he'll just leave the TV off and go on a memory swim.

swimming dick

when the penis shrivels up due to being in water or cold weather

Clifford had a bad case of swimming dick after skinny dipping in the cold water.

Swim shoulders

Girls that have been hit by the ugly stick. A girl with huge shoulders, which typically has manly bodily and facial features.

I can’t bring home this girl to meet my mother, she got swim shoulders!

monke swim

when the monke is swimming

Non celebrity as a joke:I hate monkey swim
Cool guy: its monke swim, and you cringey
Frick dude/me: Bruh ban Non_celebrity_as_a_joke1938