egg tart

When you're eating ass, and the person farts in your mouth.

I was giving Sarah a nice rim job, I didn't expect to get an egg tart.

classy tart

A saucy and sassy young woman; a woman who is clever and teasing but not sexually promiscuous; a temptress.

Victoria? Oh I know who you mean, that classy tart.

frosted tart

When you cum on a rose bud (prolapse)

I just gave your mum a frosted tart

Work tart

The bitter taste of a woman's vagina after a long day at work

I bet her monkey has some work tart after a long day at the office

Cake tart

A cake tart is a famous celebrity who is later found out to be a pedophile.

IE:
Kevin Spacey.
Jared from Subway.
Bill Cosby
The Michigan state Olympic doctor.

I though Jared seemed cool and slim; but damn what a fucking Cake Tart.

ear-tart

The act of taking a shit with in your lovers ear hole the proceeding to slice off there ear and eat it like a raspberry tart.
Vincent Van Gogh got an ear tart

Vincent Van Gogh got an ear-tart

Tart Fuel

TART FUEL or BITCH PISS - bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

37👍 17👎