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Technically I didn't, But Literally You Are

In reference to the thing you are upset about me doing and, latter, the thing you are doing.

Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...🖕 There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023


Jack, Talk, and Devour technic

When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.

"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."

by RaeAnne313 April 8, 2018


technical difficulties

Grumblingly- humorous term for when someone connivingly "picks apart" a particular statement or condition that would ordinarily prevent him from performing some greatly-desired-by-him action --- i.e., he follows the "word" of the stipulation but not the spirit, so that hopefully he can achieve his unwelcome-to-you goal, after all.

Examples of "technical difficulties" regarding a lustful stud would be: (1) if you said, "Don't put it between my legs", and so he went at it from behind, or (2) if you told him, "Hands off my boobs", and so he played with them using his face and/or feet instead.

by QuacksO November 25, 2021


Technical Difficulties

Holy crap guys, my car totally broke down so I wasn't able to be here at 4:30am CST Not my fault and I'm good at verbal contracts of whatever.

Hym "Ok. Sorry for the technical difficulties. So first order of business: it's a little racist to attribute 'black culture' as the cause of promiscuity in cases where men are having multiple 'babymamas.' According to the redpill guys that is how sex is generally distributed. This is caused by 'hypergamy' and/or 'pre-selection/social proof.' Women want to fuck either the best available mate (hypergamy) or they want to fuck the guy who is already fucking the other women (pre-selection/social proof). So, they all fuck the same guy (probably because his cock is fat) and wearing a condom doesn't feel as good and raising a kid is harder than fucking all of the women throwing themselves at you so they just aren't going to do it. What you're proposing isn't a real solution because the guys that are slutting out all of the women aren't watching your channel and/or have no reason to do what you're telling them to do. So, what you want is for ME to do the thing that THEY aren't doing because somehow I'M the problem here. Values aren't going to stop women from having a selection bypass or stop fat cocks from fucking your daughter. YOU want ME to 'clean up the mess' and 'work hard' for A company. That's your solution. Has nothing to do with 'black culture.' "

by Hym Iam April 21, 2023


Mahoning County Career & Technical Center

A Trade school split between the liberals and the rednecks, although they do share traits in being vape gods; a school filled with drama filled lunatics where no one is in the right

Christmas spirit is in the air at the Mahoning County Career & Technical Center, will the following students come down to Mr. Sandy’s office

by joemama723 January 7, 2023


Technicity

A Technicity is a technical ethnicity. Group identification by a brand or social media exclusivity with its own standards and subculture. It extends the old style brand loyalty people once had for cars and appliances to entire lifestyles. The people who choose lifestyle products prefer an entire social environment made up of other users of the same lifestyle products.

It isn't only brands. A technicity can revolve around special interest social media which excludes people of all other interests.

Sometimes the behavior of technical adherents reaches religious levels of dedication, exclusion and criticism.

This is similar to how old school ethnic neighborhoods formed and were maintained. But is based on lifestyles created around technical products.

Have you ever noticed that Apple and Tesla users are kind of a technicity? They're like a cult that prefers to only associate with other users like themselves.

Whoa. The people in that sewing group are a serious technicity.

by 3DCartoonist December 1, 2021


Not To Be Technical

A common warning you are about to say something that may be direct, very precise or technical in nature. This is also a popular podcast that goes over funny stories and some technical news.

Not to be technical, but my favorite podcast Not To Be Technical just released episode 24, but it is really their 26th recorded episode. Good thing I’m #loggedon

by LoggedOn November 24, 2021