hidden blade technique

Fat guy speciality..when having sex a fat guy that may seem to only have 5" may be hiding 2 or 3" in a layer of fat that only gets used during the thrust

She thought i only had 5". She wasnt ready for that hidden blade technique.

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The Triple Dip Technique

First coined by Big Miko (@bigmiko), the triple dip technique is an elite roadman dipping technique where he stabs his op trice in quick succession. It can also be called the "3 dip technique"

After Sonzino has shanked Billy
Neek: (in a sad, posh British accent)"Billy. Billy, no"
Dadzini: "Ay, man like. I see you with the 3 dip technique (read: The Triple Dip Technique)"
Sonzino: "Aw, I'm just tryna be like you dad"
Dadzini: "Aw come on man. Push posh pish posh"

Krolov’s Fumigation technique

A fart that moves up through your clothes and to your nose instantaneously

Alex: OMG bro I just farted. It left my butthole and hit my nostrils within a second.

Matt: Oh shit bro. I smell it too. You must be practicing Krolov’s Fumigation technique.

Fish Food Technique

noun: A ridiculously slow method of eating food that is implemented when terribly hung over. It utilizes the pulling apart of one's food into small fish-food sized flakes before being able to eat it.

"Man, J was so hung-over that he was rocking Fish Food Technique at breakfast. It took the dude 2 hours to eat a bagel."

Disco technique x

Created by Órlaith
An ancient technique where one lures other players to the disco near flush factory. Then one attacks the other player and kills them mid floss x

Yo did you use disco technique x in that game ?

the slovenian survival technique

When in hyperthermic temperatures a lad will strategically cum upon his lasses chest area to promote warmth within the core.

Oh yea back in 'nam me and Joey had to perform the Slovenian survival technique as often as we could, it wasn't really necessary though..

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The Waxy Jew Technique

The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.

"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"