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A thick coagulated sperm load found with bits of tobacco best served on food
This guy really pissed me off so I put some Tennessee Ranch on his pizza.
The act of a woman fingering herself for the express purpose of building up lady cum on her fingers to suck off.
Karen prefers her own brand of Tennessee lollipop, but she will take a lick off Susan's if Susan offers.
During sex, right before you cum, you pull out and bust on her pussy. Then the woman takes your head and shoves it in the cum, replicating a mask.
My girl was upset with me from the other night and gave me a Tennessee facemask.
When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.
Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.
Getting alcohol poured into your ass
You lose, you'll have to Tennessee chug an entire 12 pack
When you fuck your cousin and spin her on your dick
Jared: Yo your cousin's so hot
Michael: Yeah bro i gave her the Tennessee screwdriver
A light snow with little to no accumulation that causes irrational panic and the near-total shutdown of municipal infrastructure (including closing schools). Tennessee Blizzards often result in grocery stores completely selling out of milk and bread, and can result in death, destruction, brush-fires, and binge-drinking.
The forecast is calling for 0.00027 inches of snow. We'd better get to the grocery store and buy 47 loaves of bread and 12 gallons of milk... it's going to be a Tennessee Blizzard.