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The Syndrome where the face of a female is like someone smashed it with a frying pan, while the body looks really nice.
You can also use "Reversed Tila Tequila syndrome.
I'd like to fuck her, but i don't want a relationship, because she has the Tila Tequila syndrome.
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Similar to the ever popular Vodka-Redbull concoction, This healthy spin on the drink offers not only vodka to get you tipsy and redbull to cause tachycardia on the dance floor, but a nice touch of tequila to make you forget your night.
Typical Ingredients:
1 part hangover
3 parts heart attack
4 parts regretful decisions
Bro 1: Bro montana, last night my boy at the bar made me like eight Vodka Tequila Redbulls!
Bro 2: Yeah I noticed you went home with that dragon!
Bro 3: Oh shit I did??
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Make sure you have the salt, tequila and lime. Then cut yourself, pour the salt in the fresh wound, slam the tequila shot, and chase it by squeezing the lime juice into the open wound.
Yeah, so me and Jaime here are gonna do some emo tequila shots then head on down to the Dashboard Confessional show.
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When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.
Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.
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Saying a girl is a sort, from the song Green Light - Roll Deep: "Lemon. Tequila. Salt!"
Lad: "Mate, you see that girl last night, she was banging"
Lad 2: "Yeah, Lemon Tequila!"
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When you order two drinks, but instead get one drink that combines the two you ordered.
Dammit! I ordered a shot of tequila and a milkshake, but instead got a tequila milkshake. Fucking Denny's!
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Fill small glass full of ice, One or two shots tequila of your choice and fill with red bull.
Can be substituted with any energy drink of your choice.
Give me a Jake Longoria..WHAT?..Well look it up...its tequila red bull
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