wrapped in bacon

1) To australianafy an object normally without purpose.
2) As a strange early sunday morning comment used by Matt that has no real meaning but is still funny.

1) That Sushi should be wrapped in bacon.
2) Matt says "do you know why they call me fillet mignon... cause im wrapped in bacon!!!"

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Tap it and Wrap it

When you fuck a girl, usually when meeting her at a bar, then never call her, even when you say you will.

Guy 1- "Hey, what happened with you and that girl last night? You tap it and wrap it?"

Guy 2- "Oh that chick, sure did."

Guy 1- "Haha, won't be seeing her again. She was pretty hot though."

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Wrapped Willy

The act of masturbating with a condom on.

"I just wacked it in the wrapped willy"

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wrap it up

To conclude a meal gathering. An oxmanism

"You fellas wanna wrap this up?"

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Randy-Wrap

A sometimes last-minute gift wrapped tightly in a brown bag. Usually candy.

Every year he gave me a Randy-Wrapped candy bar for my birthday.

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Perfectly Wrapped

1. adj. - describing someone, specifically a male, more specifically a white male, who has a number of high quality physical traits, such as: hot body, hot face, sexy hair, pretty eyes, great athleticism...but it is unknown about the package INSIDE. (Therefore the person using this adjective is not shallow but even the more cautious.

Alexis: "Hey, do you see that guy over there?"

Kiirsten: "Yeah, the one with the pink hipster shades?"

Alexis: "They're orange...but anyways, yeah...he's Perfectly Wrapped."

Kiirsten: "Yeah, but it might just be to cover up a horrible present. He might be a douche. And those shades are pink."

Alexis: "Orange."

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virtual wrapping

The process of having to close ones eyes while being handed an unwrapped gift.

Merry Christmas! I got you a gift. Close your eyes...I didn't have time to wrap it.
Oh, so it has virtual wrapping huh?

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