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When a person has had enough and lays face down in the floor and cries.
Man: oh no why is she laying face down in the floor
Woman: oh she’s just going flat
The baddest boss you ever worked for
You see that deal he managed? That's why they call him flat stack
When someone has a flat stomach only made up of fat.
Person1: Dude look I have a sexy flat stomach
Person2: Naa dude, that's just flat fat
The very very very derogatory term for "braindead".
Did you know that the natural habitats of a "Flat Earther" are the YouTube comment sections of Flat Earth videos?
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People who put years of research and hardwork into waste by considering the Earth to be flat. These people are probably retards from birth.
I'm phobic towards flat earthers.
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A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.
SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.
State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!
Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!
Cheap sneakers possibly bought at K-Mart or Kash-n-Karry. The have flat soles, no cushion, and make a slapping sound when you run.
Look at kingfresh wearing his flat mouths! What an anathema!