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When poop has been in the toilet so long it starts to turn the water brown, effectively creating poop tea.
"Warning: There is an extreme case of poop tea in the first stall."
Shart Tea is made by aquiring freshly sharted panties from your desired female and using the contents to brew your Shart Tea. Some folks lay the gusset of the panties, isolating said shart, over the desired receptical using previously boiled water to pour through the shart. Steep to desired strength.
Bro 1: Dude would you drink her Shart Tea?
Bro 2: uh, yeah dude
Tea Dazing is the act of ingesting psychedelic mushrooms through the process of creating a tea from the shrooms and then drinking it.
"Dude i spent the last 3 hours peaking balls in a serious tea dazing ritual with ma boys."
Psychedellic wire-rim sunglasses worn by 1960's drug-culture hep-cats.
Yeah, man, you can always spot a Narc cuz he calls your Tea Shades "sunglasses."
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A song by Nirvana. Also a tea used as a natural abortificant
Distill the life that's inside of me
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Hot tea is when something reeeeaaallllyyy juicy happens. like a scandal or just an iconic moment.
guy 1: omg did you hear that alissa cheated on mike?
guy 2: omg with who?
guy 1: she cheated on him with drew.
guy 2: OMG THE HOT TEA! ITS STEAMING!
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The act of peeing in some sort of still body of water. IE: pool or bath tub. Generally making a small amount of water yellowish brown for a short period of time, resembling the color of freshly brewed tea.
Tom:Sorry bro...but i just brewed some tea in your pool
John: Huh?
Tom: I pee'd in your pool, dude
John: Oh, don't worry i love brewin' tea
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