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When a friend becomes so pussy-whipped that he no longer hangs out with his friends for reasons that are irrelevant.
Me: "Hey, Dave wanna go to Mexico this weekend?"
Dave: "No, I can't this weekend, I have to watch my girlfriends hamster while she's away."
Me: "Dear god, another puss-casualty."
Puss Plop is used when you accidentally flash your pussy, like when you have a Nip Slip.
You might want to pull your dress down before you have a Puss Plop.
To fuck the pussy. Take the D to the P real good. Show that poon around pound town.
Imma cock-a-puss tonight braaaaaaahhh. The ho is back in town.
She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.
hey,maria i fucked greg last night. He is a puss stuffer.That boy is huge. U might wanna git u some of that
The result of letting your partner cum insid you and not having time to wash up properly afterwards. Extreamly uncomfortable and sticky if you have things to do that day. A constant reminder of how gross you are and how badly you need a shower.
Damn it! I am late for work are ready now I have to deal with MUSH PUSS all day long you're so inconsiderate
when your ladyfriend's labia majora becomes so excited that it puffs up larger than your erection.
When Gina has a puffin puss it makes me feel small as a breakfast sausage.
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A drinking game involving two competitors who race to chug a red solo cup filled partially with champagne. Upon completion the competitors shout "Champ the Puss" and then throw the cup at their opponents face.
I was covered in champagne following the latest round of Champ the Puss
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