sit and surf

When you take a crap while going on the internet on your laptop

Dude i really wanna sit and surf right now.

Sweat sitting

When you sit for to long and there is excessive sweat on your but

You look like you have been sweat sitting for a while

parent sitting

To take care of your parents for the evening, usually they are senior citizens and need the physical help. Before they are put into assisted living situations.

As much as I would love to go woth you tonight I cant, I am parent sitting

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let's sit on

comes from Hebrew: "bo nishev al..."

same as to ask someone to join you for a meal or to smoke a cigarette (most popular usage), but can be used almost in every "join-me-situation"

1: Hey man,we've got a break now - let's sit on a cigarette!
2: No thanks, i don't smoke.

1: I'm hungry, do you know some place to eat?
2: Yes, its an Italian restaurant, let's sit on some good pasta there.

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sits to pee

when a man sits to pee because it feel right

Donley~ man what is that thing
Tooker~ i dont have a clue but i bet it sits to pee

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Sit off

Holding up somewhere in comfort, doing very little, either with mates or waiting for something to happen

I'm so hungover, I'm just gunna go the pub to sit off with a coke.

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trip sit

to watch or babysit friends while they are on some kind of substance; to make sure your friends dont get into trouble or go completely insane while theyre high.

im not gonna roll tonight, im gonna trip sit the guys.

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