The Student Room

A place for cunt cookies to hang out and get to know each other, and discuss stupid issues that obviously need a GPs view instead of some teenage brat.
Also a place where REP is giving out by clicking a thumbs up or a thumbs down and leaving a comment like, "I like pizza"

Two examples from the student room

1. Hey Cerulean, a/s/l? lets meet up? ahahhahahahahah lololool lmao :) :):):)

2. "My penis is falling off, is this normal? should i see a doctor?"

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Student ID

The worst picture of you that will ever exist. Like picture day But worse. If possible, take the picture wearing a funny outfit to distract others of the shame.

Billy: I got my Student ID picture taken.
Bob: How was it?
Billy: It sucked ass. I didn't find out until after the picture that I had a big zit on my nose.

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Student Government

a body of students in high school designed to carry to the whims of the student body; in reality, a popularity contest it which the student body , out of popularity , elects idiots who do nothing but use SG as a show of popularity.

Joan: hey, who you elect
Bill: John
Joan: John is a high-class dumbass who cannot tell a plus from negative. he didn't even know about student government till last week. John gave a freakin' essay on how to make more money for school, and keep and bring back old programs, like SPORTS, for example.
Bill: but he 's popular.

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IB Students

Losers who sacrifice every aspect of their social life, only for IB to absolutely destroy them.

Also: People who think they are smarter than the standard student, only to realize that they all end up in the same place: McDonalds.

Virgins

“Look. IB students. Pathetic.”

“You can’t get into Harvard with a 23”

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student's block

When a student attempts to begin an assignment (project, paper, reading, math, etc.) and can make no progress.

Friendface: How are you doing on your project?
You: Ahhh, terrible, I can't get anywhere.
Friendface: Oh, do you have student's block?
You: Yes, it's awful.

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Straight “A” student

Someone who no one understands and is most likely pressured into getting good grades by their parents, people make fun of them and know they can’t go to many parties or social events because they will be studying. They think no one will ever want them and that they are just the lonely nerd. Some people think it’s okay to take their answers because they are friends. Straight a students it in so much hard work that no one sees and are going to be the people that do something meaningful with their lives. Keep working hard, it will all be worth it ❤️.

Straight “A” student: sorry I can’t go to your party tonight midterms are next week!
Any other student: pfft, ok nerd, we literally have another week before we need to start studying!

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Student Nurse

A student nurse is a moist hole in a skimpy powder blue dress that regularly opens its legs and mouth as if it were a basic pleasure model from the outer colonies above Watford.

Student Nurse Sarah open your legs so I can see your moist pink lipped purple headed hood juicer.

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