Australian Guy: CRIKEY! this is a wild (Insert way too dangerous animal here) In his natural habitat! it could attack at any moment....
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uʍop ǝpısdn sı ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ǝɹǝɥʍ 'ɥʇɹɐƎ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɯoʇʇoq ǝɥʇ ʇɐ sı ʇɐɥʇ ʎɹʇunoɔ ∀
Why is everything upside down? Am I in Australia?
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When you get snagged fishing you've caught some "Australia"
Rino: Geez boys, looks like im snagged !
Pino: Nah mate, you've caught a bit of Australiaaaa
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I am standing here in Australia and i think that the best country in Australia is Australia.
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The best fucking place in the world for so many fucking reason one we dont have school fucking shooting and physco teens two are leader isnt making the whole ciuntry a fucking army 3 because we have sick cunt words and 4 beacuse we dont abuse anaimals we love them and we dont eat cat and 5 because we are the fucking party life and party from 12 in the afternoon from when we wake up and dont stop till 12 the next day and are all here for a good time not a long time so grab your thongs and beer and go fucking life
hey man wanna go to Australia
fuck yes man
get your thongs and board shorts
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A land flowing with goon and back-handed-slightly-racist-sarcastic-jokes
"ye nah mate i'm from stralya (australia) brah"
"nice, you want a drink?"
"nah i'm set with my goon 'n' orchy bottle mate"
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