Battery in your back

1.Convincing a weak minded individual to handle a confrontation for you, usually through violence.
2. To persuade a individual to accomplish a task they were previously unaware of; or procrastinating on.

"I put the battery in your back", now go do what needs to be done.

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My battery is low

It means it is starting to get dark and people will be sad.

“My battery is low and it’s getting dark.”

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low battery day

A down day.

This is a perfect song for a low battery day.

Battery Charged Blue

A very bright blue, almost electric, which people believe is a false color. But don't worry, it's a crayola marker...so it's not false.

My favorite color is Battery Charged Blue!

Her shirt is battery charged blue!

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my battery is low

the graceful way to get out of an awkward cell phone conversation.

Johnny: So uhm...yea. Ahh. Do you like...the Beatles?
You: Woops! Sorry, my battery is low. See you tomorrow

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used car batteries

Put.
In.
The.
Ocean.
Now.
Bich.

YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME FOR THE USED CAR BATTERIES ELECTRIC EELS

Dead Battery In A Dildo

When you are very excited to do something but find out that you cant

Thats a dead battery in a dildo

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