canadian teamwork

the act of passing off a task that is assigned to you to someone else and then taking the credit as if you did it

Canadian: "hey can you do this for me, eh?"

later that day;

Canadian: "yo boss, I got it done just like you told me to.

Can I go home early and watch hockey, eh?"

Other employees: "that's what you call Canadian teamwork.

he is such an eh-hole"

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Canadian competition

The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.

My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.

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Canadian Goodbye

Politely leaving a party while fairly sober. Often enacted by asking if anyone needs anything. adjacent to an 'Irish Goodbye.'

I thought that chump was too drunk to drive but I realized he was fine what he did that Canadian Goodbye.

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Canadian Handshake

Jacking someone off with a Hockey glove lathered in maple syrup.

My boyfriend and I went to Vancouver, he was too tired from the flight to go out for dinner so we ordered room service, gave each other a Canadian Handshake and went to bed.

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Canadian Surprise

Sex in the reverse cowgirl position while eating a Tim Horton’s doughnut, but SURPRISE, it’s cream filled. Just like you.

I was telling my discord moms about how I got the ol’ Canadian surprise last night.

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Raging Canadian

When somebody covers their hand in syrup and then fingers somebody else’s ass with the syrup. A common thing to do afterwards is to have the person fart out the maple syrup on pancakes.

Hey babe, do you want to do a Raging Canadian?

Canadian Tuxedo

Denim jacket and jeans

Nice canadian tuxedo denim dan

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