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A person who bullies other bullies in the name of justice
John: Did you hear about the new kid? People call him a cannibal bully
Kiel: Yeah apparently he gets information about jerks and use it against them
To take batteries out of one device to replace dead ones in another
“Yo dude, I need a controller”
“Sure man, lemme cannibalize some batteries from this remote”
A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.
"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"
"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"
“Yeah she don’t eat meat but she will consume that animal byproduct when you cum. She’s a Vegetarian Cannibal.”
A person who eats another person not just to terrorize their enemies but instead for it's sustenance
"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"
"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"
A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.
Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!