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The Russian Chimney Sweep is the act of the female taking a dump, while her partner is performing anal sex. It is called the Russian Chimney Sweep, because it's origin is in Russia, and the asswhole is being cleaned out, like a chimney.
Chick: I gotta take a dump.
Guy: I want to have anal sex.
Chick: Want to do the Russian Chimney Sweep? My chimney needs some sweeping.
Guy: Let's get cleaning.
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rear gunner, uphill gardener, marmite minor, fudge packer, sh1t stabber, 'bats for the other side', nob jockey, shirt lifter, toilet trader... etc etc
puts his penis in other mens anus'.
"...'Bob', is a chocolate chimney warrior..."
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When you stick your dick deep inside a woman’s throat and finish
“And that’s the inverted chimney sweep, the last of the 17 basic sexual positions”
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when you are having intercourse with your girl's ass in the doggystyle position and you are about to cum, you reach your arm around and karate chop her in the neck. this will cause her to cough, and her rectum will contract and open violently. and your orgasm will be as glorious as a fine winters day in Milwaukee.
" Hey bro, I gave my girl an English Chimney Sweep last night!"
"oh damn bro! you a bad muh fucka"
"she broke up with me. fml."
"doesn't matter had sex"
chorus" I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEX"
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Whilst your partner sleeps, grab a glass and carefully shit in it. Leave the glass by the bedside table. As they awaken the smell of stench will be intolerable. The odour will make them feel like they are in hell.
When my wife passed out after a night of drinks i left a Ballymena Chimney Stack for when she wakes up
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To insert the male genetalia into the female genetalia.
Originated from the Christmas song "Santa Baby"
"So hurry down the Chimney tonight~"
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Used for a male who is well endowed,The Penis is long as well as thick.
Eric has a Big Dick! He's 9 inches long and has a girth of 7 inches! Damn that Dudes Stacked Like A Chimney!
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