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A stupid loser who will end up pumping gas for the rest of his life.
Oh there's Cliff Dickens, he's stupid
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a nice little area in kent with nice people.
full of fields
londoner: where i live is so busy and smells
kent person: aw i live in cliffe woods and it's just lovely
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Abstaining from sexual activities for whatever reason
Cliff Richard is a member of the Church of Cliff Richard (I have my own doubts on the validity of his claim though)
There are a wide variety of circumstances/choices that may qualify one for induction into the Church of Cliff Richard.
These include but are certainly not limited to:
1. Lack of interest
2. Lack of opportunity
3. Lack of effort
4. Lack of time
5. Lack of intelligence
6. Lack of self esteem/self worth/meaning/ego/gerbils/etc
7. Lack of puberty
8. Lack of appendages (apologies to those lacking appendages. Second hand hardly used or virgin appendages can be purchased at the gift shop of your local ‘Cliff’ – most of these have been repeatedly polished to perfection by experts in their field)
9. Physically unattractive to that which you are attracted to.
10. Emotionally unattractive to that which you are attracted to.
11. Morally unattractive to that which you are attracted to. (not necessarily a bad thing if they are evil n’ stuff, Bogans,)
12. Financially unattractive to that which you are attracted to.
13. Painful history/ poor choice in previous co-pilots on the airship of love
Excerpt from ‘The big book of Cliff – Chapter 11 The toe of the camel, verse 8:
And Cliffs half-brother Ralph’s next door neighbour’s grand daughter’s friend’s uncle did sayeth:
“I do believe there is at least one soul mate out there for everyone.
But there are approximately 6,869,575,369 (Six Billion, eight hundred and sixty nine million, five hundred and seventy five thousand, three hundred and sixty nine) people on this planet (most of them Bogans – that is a truck load of Bogans) at the moment; give up now, more chance of winning the lottery than finding true love. There is also the possibility that your soul mate could be born on the day that you die at the ripe old age of 267 after an extremely long, lonely, boring and meaningless life; that would kind of suck, but on the bright side you would be dead so you wouldn’t know anyway ”
Go Cliff, its ya birfday
…on Monday 14/10/1940
Hmm… “Monday’s child is fair of face” – too true, Cliff always did have very nice facial skin – very tanned for a Pom, very tanned indeed.
Luke Warm is a proud (refer: tool) member of the Church of Cliff Richard
While this is not a philosophy that I preach in the streets; it is who I am and is very important to me (refer: tool).
Anything or anyone that has an issue with my beliefs is more than welcome to do whatever they wish as long as it does not involve turning me on in anyway. You have been warned, I will most likely explode …and then some from any external stimuli regardless of whether it be emotional or physical.
Remember kids…
“It is indeed rad and hot to be Cliff
You cannot get hurt if you do not have feelings.
Close your heart and your soul, limit your mind; be one with nothing.”
Saturday 20/12/2008
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To redirect a conversation in an unexpected direction, with unfortunate consequences; similar to "pulling a clavin"
Person A: Speaking of parents, how's your mother?
Person B: She died yesterday.
Person A: Oh, my ... I didn't mean to segue off a cliff.
What Cliff Lee gave to the city of Philadelphia by rejecting offers to play baseball for both the New York Yankees and the Texas Rangers.
Cliff Lee: "Hey Philadelphia, hope you're enjoying your early Cliff-mas gift."
Philadelphia: "Sure are. Let's celebrate next Cliff-mas with a world series ring."
Cliff Lee: "I love you, Philadelphia. Tell Brian Spaide he's the coolest."
A CliffNoteChristian is a person who believes they are a Christian yet judges others even though the gospel of Jesus Christ states this is not the right of man. "Cliff Note"refers to the publication often utlized by students to do book reports yet only contains segments or annotated versions of the actual book that they are writing about. A "Cliff Note" of a book gives you the main idea of the subject matter in a book and the names of characters yet does not cover details and intricate details which are required for you to understand the entire concept....
There are many versions of the Cliff Note Christian as many interpretations are derived from a summary instead of the full intended meaning.
In this regard, an example of a Cliff Note Christian would be someone who uses Jesus Christ's name under the guise of being a more worthy person due to their own sense of self worth and judgement when in fact Jesus himself stated the power of judging others was solely His as we are all sinners.
Cliff Note Christians only skim the surface of the Bible and feel too superior to capture the books actual meaning. A Cliff Note Christian would look down on the homeless and pray every night to Jesus the ultimate nomad. A Cliff Note Christian would read about Mary Magdelene to be the last to touch Jesus' feet, but would refer to a woman provactively dressed in society as a whore.
Cliff Note - To be holier than thou without getting the meaning of your own political stance
In Church today I heard gossip about what I was wearing when the Bible mandates people are to come as they are to enter heaven; I despise Cliff Note Christians!
Cliff Note Machismo - will lead a man to believe that it is demonstrative of male dominance and power to hit a woman when a real man's role is to protect and love women.
A Cliff Note Feminist is a woman who claims to seek the equality and empowerment of women yet will gossip and denegrate other women based on their appearance or societal enforced Madonna Whore complexes. For in actuality, most women would not be even be able to be feminist if it were not for courtesans and so called whores as that segment of the female population were the first allowed to read, write, and own land.