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a thick-ass gold necklace worn by rappers in the 1980s.
Dirt Nasty: Y'all can't hold my donkey rope!
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Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.
"I barely made it home in time to drop some major donkey splats."
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A mental tool to make a connection between one idea and another, specifically for simple ideas that only a donkey would need help remembering. A mnemonic is an example.
Professor: B-cells mature in the Bone marrow while T-cells mature in the Thymus. B with B and T with T. That's a simple donkey bridge for you to remember when studying the immune system.
Student: What the crap is a donkety bridge?
Professor: (see definition)
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On the edge of an emotional breakdown
I'm seriously a donkey on the edge right now ....
A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.
Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"
Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
A jerk off. One that masterbates often. An idiot that thinks he's cooler than he really is. A tool. A douche tard.
Man that guy was a real chuck donkey trying to pick up those girls.
An atrociously unattractive female with a face resembling the rear end of a donkey and a personality of a witch.
A face repulsive enough to blind.
A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.
As I was trying to leave the party I got trampled by three donkey-witches on my way out.
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