Krasno-Hummer

An award winning BJ, more than just your average hummer. Strictly reserved for gay men.

Alex made his boyfriend's toes curl with an epic Krasno-Hummer

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anal hummer

when one homosexual farts while another homosexual has intercourse in his ass. See also butthole blowjob.

Adam was taking it hard from Steve, so he decided to give him an anal hummer to help Steve finish.

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Plum Hummer

When you place your balls in someones mouth and they "hum" a tune whilst sookin them.

"She was amazing at sooking the boaby! she even plopped ma baws in her mooth and gave me a cracking "Plum Hummer" then I splodged all oor her coupon!

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Army Hummer

a gay man. A homosexual. (Cockney Rhyming Slang) Army Hummer = Bummer

look at you mincing...you Army Hummer!!

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Hummer 2

AMAZING OFF ROAD VEHICLE comes in 7 different colours. arnie has 12

OMFG 12 HUMMERS, thats alotta fuel

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swedish hummer

(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a fondue pot filled with dark chocolate, allowing the two substances to mix together; the two partners then consume the spunk/chocolate mixture;

(n) 2. for bonus points, the male will dip his penis into the mixture and request another blowjob; this method is referred to as the "double dip".

Person 1: "Hey, I heard Jamie gives great Swedish hummers!"
Person 2: "Yeah, totally. It was hot."

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Person 1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a Swedish hummer last night. It sort of hurt but it was awesome."

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Rear Hummer

When the receiver lets one rip during anal sex, increasing the pleasure for the giver. So long as he can ignore the smell, anyway...

"That was one nasty skank bitch, but that rear hummer felt great."

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