Random
Source Code
Random
Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place
Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*
*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
108👍 2👎
A videogame created by Nintendo to realistically simulate what driving is like in Italy.
Italian Driver: "It's a-like Mario Kart onna these streets!"
219👍 8👎
To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.
Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.
Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.
"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"
84👍 2👎
The namesake of Dr. Mario game.
Clueless guy: How did Gunpei Yokoi come up with Dr. Mario name?
You: The game is named after his friend, Mario Nakazawa.
Where the fuck is he?
No deadass tho where the fuck is Mario Judah
56👍 1👎
The best game to play when you're in need of some satisfying physics. Some may not like the physics, but it's still a fun game anyway. You can go get Power Stars and Grand Stars for Rosalina in the Comet Observatory. Collect star bits and coins, and, in some cases, feed them to Hungry Lumas! There is a LOT more about this game, though. Definitely a game EVERYONE should know about and play. Hey! Why are you still here reading? Go play it!
"Dude I just got Super Mario Galaxy! You should come over and play it! It's waaaay better than Fortnite!!"
When a man sticks his dick in marinara sauce and then proceeds to throat fuck a girl
Jake just gave me the most amazing sloppy Mario last night
100👍 15👎