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A comedian who happened to be the funniest person ever to walk the earth. Died earlier this year...and the world has been unfunny ever since. He was about to to a special on HBO that would have been fuckin' awesome...but now...it will never happen. Go figure...everyone who ever does something good for the world dies before they hit 30.
"I got a ant farm...them little bastards didn't grow shit." ~Mitch Hedberg~
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Funniest man, no longer alive.
So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny
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Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.
"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."
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The greatest man on this planet. best vocalist ever? suicide silence singer
no time to fucking bleed"Mitch Lucker"
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A flawless bitch queen 👸🏻
Mitch grassi could turn a straight guy
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A american comedian.
02/24/1968–03/30/2005
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right."--Mitch Hedberg
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The worst most annoying fuckboy in the hole goddamn world.
Look at that kid he is a Mitch.
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