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Noun or Verb. It's the "Pollyanna approach" people, especially politicians and advertisers, use to persuade others that things are better than they really are in order to get what they want, your votes, your money etc. Politicians often do this when describing their accomplishments, especially the U.S. president in his State of the Union address. Advertisers make these exaggeratedly positive or down right untrue claims to convince the consumer that their product will "completely solve the problem" if the consumer only "acts now". This sunshine pumping benefits only the pumper at the expense of the one it is erroneously poured upon.
Barack Obama's grossly positive State of the Union address was full of sunshine pumping in hopes that the American public would forget the reality of the current recession and be so convinced of its supposed economic recovery that they would reelect him in 2012.
I was so sunshine pumped by the used car salesman that I ended up paying 5K over the car's actual value.
The act of masterbation by inserting your penis into a vaccum cleaner hose and alternating between the suck and blow settings untill ejaculation is achieved.
Screw you guys, im gona go home and ruin my vaccum with a hardcore pump dog.
To hump butt cheeks preferably. Pumping butt cheeks full of penis. Straight sex.
I pumped cheeks in the shower this morning. I had a layover in Pump City this morning. Call me Maurice "Pump" Cheeks. I pump cheeks on the reg son.
to jack off and take a shit at the same time. Double the pleasure, double the fun.
I was feeling very horny but had to take a shit so why not kill 2 birds with one stone and pump a dump?
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A smart lad who rejected his acceptance to Harvard to pursue his dream of becoming a rapper; says esskeitt alot, and is obsessed with iCarly
"Have you heard of lil pump?"
"Yeah man he declined Harvard to pursue his dream"
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When a fat woman wears high heels and the top of her foot pours out of the shoe
Man, her fat ass knows she shouldn't have worn those shoes. Look at all that pump fat (point to feet)
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A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.
" God damn McDonald, you are a shit pump"
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