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The act of masterbation by inserting your penis into a vaccum cleaner hose and alternating between the suck and blow settings untill ejaculation is achieved.
Screw you guys, im gona go home and ruin my vaccum with a hardcore pump dog.
A sex move where the male ejaculates within the female's anal cavity then proceeds to suck the ejaculate back out using his mouth
"I was hittin it from the back and lost my cool, almost had to pull a Sump Pump"
To hump butt cheeks preferably. Pumping butt cheeks full of penis. Straight sex.
I pumped cheeks in the shower this morning. I had a layover in Pump City this morning. Call me Maurice "Pump" Cheeks. I pump cheeks on the reg son.
to jack off and take a shit at the same time. Double the pleasure, double the fun.
I was feeling very horny but had to take a shit so why not kill 2 birds with one stone and pump a dump?
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A smart lad who rejected his acceptance to Harvard to pursue his dream of becoming a rapper; says esskeitt alot, and is obsessed with iCarly
"Have you heard of lil pump?"
"Yeah man he declined Harvard to pursue his dream"
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When a fat woman wears high heels and the top of her foot pours out of the shoe
Man, her fat ass knows she shouldn't have worn those shoes. Look at all that pump fat (point to feet)
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A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.
" God damn McDonald, you are a shit pump"
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