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The American Revolution

The worst case of vigilantism in the recorded history of humanity.

They should not have take the law into their own hands but instead should have worked to change the law through law-abiding means.

by King George (Bush) *cough*liberal queer*cough* April 7, 2005

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Broshevik Revolution

When a Bro has an inordinately large amount of conquests in a impressively short amount of time. A Broshevik Revolution usually takes place when the Bro's ho's have been roofied by a third party and the Bro involved is unawares of their delirium.

Bro1. Dude! Bro! That was a fucking Broshevik Revolution!
Bro2. Shoulda fucking been! I passed off my roofies as Altoids this fine evening...

by MrMescaline March 2, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


French Revolution

A French Revolution is performed by beheading a female mate with a guillotine and proceeding to have intercourse with either side of her severed throat.

"Hey did you hear they arrested the butcher on 44th st?

"no why?"

"well it turns out he had been selling meat laced with GHB to women and dragging them to the back and giving them the french revolution"

by spilkidz June 5, 2009

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the american revolution

Is a musical by the world famous songwriter and actor Alexander Hamilton, starring Lin-Manuel Miranda, Daveed Diggs, George Washington and the brittish King also known as Elisabeth I.

The Show is about gunsafety and the founding of the country New York City.

Jeff: "Hey have you seen The american revolution?"
Mike: "Hell yeah. I don't want to shoot people anymore after watching it! It's insane!"

by ReliktBrot July 6, 2020

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Nintendo Revolution

The new Nintendo system coming out in May 2006 that will shock everyone. It is an immersive experience like no other and the controller and the "extra peripheral" work together seemlessly.

Dude i am Nintendo Revolutioned in this movie it is so immersive.

by aZm November 4, 2005

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Start a Revolution

To start a (bowel) movement.

Dudes, hold up, I gotta start a revolution. I'll meet you there.

by HLAUSF November 3, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Revolution 9

Revolution 9 (Originally named Revelations 9) was coded message on how to summon demons. Found by famous member and co-founder of the satanist sect the BEATLES (Beasts of Eternity, Arise To our Loud Enjoin. Satan!) John Lennon in the Lesser Key of Solomon and. John first used this songs power to summon a powerful Succubus named ื™ื•ืงื• ืื•ื ื•, ื™ืœื“ื• ืฉืœ ืœื•ืฆื™ืคืจ ื•ืžืฉืžื™ื“ ืืช ื›ืœ ืžื” ืฉื˜ื•ื‘ (Real Name is untranslatable so she was just called Yoko Ono).

John, Yoko and fellow cultist George Harrison created a perfect english version of the song to transform the world into a living hell. However before they could release it all three got very high and messed with the audio. The next day they found their translation missing.

The BEATLES went on a Magical Mystery Tour to find their missing song but it was to no avail. While the BEATLES disbanded in 1970 after John and Yoko attempted to recruit more demons in the closest place to hell they could find (New York).

Legend has it that George and Ringo still search for the original Revolution 9 lyrics to this day

Person 1: Have you heard their making a new rendition of Revolution 9
Person 2: Don't you know that song's a satanic ritual in disguise
Person 1: What, no *secretly a satanist*

by Titanmaniac August 7, 2019

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