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Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.
John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.
A Christmas story in a category of its own.
Bad Santa could have been terrible, but the excellent casting made it incredible.
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Military slang. Roughly: "to get fucked" or "fuck you." Also: "Fuck it."
Origin: 35th Infantry Division (Kansas) National Guard deployed for the first time since WWII. The "Santa Fe" Division, named for the Santa Fe Trail that settlers followed across Kansas from the Eastern USA to New Mexico, immediately began to break down relationships across Central Command and generally treat the subordinate units with derision. Since then Guard, Reserve, and Active Duty units which were under the Division's command have used the motto in this way.
LT John - Well, they decided to make me the General's Aide.
CPT George - Dude, you got Santa Fe'd! You should fight that shit!
LT John - Nothing I can do about it. Santa Fe, I guess...
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The fat bastard who didn't give me a Bumblebee Transformer in 1985, and will die a slow, painful death for being such a lying son of a bitch.
Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer.
Santa Claus: Alright, you've got it.
--- Christmas morning 1985 ---
Me: (sobbing) Mommy, I didn't get a Bumblebee Transformer.
Mommy: Santa must not have had enough in stock for all the demand.
Me: (yelling) I don't give a shit, he's a fucking lying fat bastard!
--- Christmas Eve 2010 ---
Santa Claus: What the...? Who are you?
Me: I'm the kid you didn't get off your fat ass to find a Bumblebee Transformer for in 1985.
Santa Claus: I'm sorry.
Me: You will be sorry when I feed you your own nuts! Where's my scissors? And by the way, the Bumblebee Transformer isn't too hard to find now. I've got one right here. Bend over and I'll show it to you.
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That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.
Ho Ho Ho...
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Santa Christ Santa Christ we all love Santa Christ, he is Santa and Jesus God damn its Santa Christ. He atoned for all our sins but he also likes pancakes, he saves puppies from a fire and he also likes pancakes. He played base for Aerosmith, reads to sick orphans too, he goes surfing in space, and makes really good Fondue. He shoots lasers from his eyes and heal curtains for free, he fights monsters for fun and hangs out with Mr. T. Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, you are the best man we love you Santa Christ.
Tarken: Holy Shit Weeg there goes Santa Christ back from a busy day.
Weeg: Yup he is going to IHOP to eat his pancakes.
All: You are the best man we love you Santa Christ
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a hobo or generally sketchy human who may or may not be carrying a large black trash bag santa-style and/or making zombie noises.
Leila: Oh my god! This morning I totes got attacked by a trash santa!
Reyna: Fucking shit, man, did they whack you with their bag??
Some weird ass old hobo that breaks in your house through the chimney and steal your all your food items like cookies and milk.Santa also knows exactly every action you took that year and will "reward" you accordingly.
timmy:Mom who is the weird man downstairs?
mother: please stay quite timmy and hide under the bed. Santa clause is here
santa: hohoho someone was a BAD BOY