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Kayne cheated on kim kardashian with JEFFREE STAR.
Did you hear about the Kayne situation??
Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.
when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.
After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.
The act of stepping out of character; to act ratchet only when the situation calls for it.
When my employer incorrectly calculated my check.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.
When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
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A sticky situation occurs when you have sperm on your hand and have no way of getting rid of it.
(And no you can not eat it)
"I was jerking off and then nutted. But then I realized I didn't have anything to wipe this on. I got my self in a sticky situation and couldn't get out."
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A situation where if a particular subject or person is not removed will result in a unstable and un-easy future.
It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.
John do you remember last night we avoided that Gaddafi situation with that drunk girl last night, glad we bailed before we got the taxi
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