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the home of go-go(chuck brown,re,byb) nations cap...murder cap.land of the sexiest women, the baddest men, && the best nite-life,,,dc has birthed...j holiday, raheem, and many others
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An industrial town in Southwest Washington state. Longview and Kelso (the town across the river) are both part of Cowlitz County.
There is hardly anything complimentary to say about this town. There are rarely any fun events to attend. It is very uncultured, poor, dirty, and is definitely not showing any signs of improvement. The air stinks with pollution from the local mills, an open slew of stagnant water and sewage winds throughout all of Longview and Kelso, most of the neighborhoods are rundown, and there is a high rate of drugs, crime, assault, STDs, and sex offenders/child molesters.
The majority of people that live in Longview are very trashy. Most people start out in life with a teenage pregnancy or two, drop out of highschool, maybe get into drugs, catch an STD, and learn to scam the system and live off SSI, foodstamps, HUD, and etc. since they have no education or job and no ambition to get one.
In general, a Longview person loves drama and has a pack mentality; a very bad combination that causes them to keep that highschool drama queen/king personality through adulthood of judging others, always believing they're right, and hating anyone who's different or seemingly better than they are........all with the support of their pack of friends.
However, there are some respectable people in Longview of course; even if they're living situations make them appear like the rest.
Something that happened to me before I moved out of Longview:
Longview chick: Hey b*tch! I don't like you! Don't look at me like that! I'll kick you're ass!
Me: Errr.....what? Who are you? I don't think I remember you.
Longview chick: Shut up! You stay away from my man! He and my friends say you've been flirting with him and a bunch of other guys. He doesn't want your herpes you nasty ho! So back off!
Me: Ha Ha! What are you talking about? I only chatted with him for a couple minutes at the party and I am not a prostitute with herpes. You and your friends need to get your facts straight.
*I walk away shaking my head*
Longview chick: Blah blah.....that's right you better run away!.....blah blah......I'll kick your ass........blah blah.
*I continue walking* Damn....I'm moving lout of Longview, Washington and back to Olympia, Washington.
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A long-suffering baseball team that has jumped to life. Currently holds the best record in the NL and has sat atop the NL East for most of the season. The team is powered by sensations Stephen Strasburg, Gio Gonzalez, Steve Lombardozzi, Ryan Zimmerman, Bryce Harper, and Ian Desmond, to name a few. Along with a core of young talent the team is fueled by veterans with game such as Adam LaRoche, Jayson Werth, and Mike Morse. Their destiny? To shut up anyone who dares mock Nats Town anymore. Making fools of naysayers and former champions everywhere.
"The Washington Nationals have swept the Phillies in four games in the Phils' own park."
"The Nats have the best team ERA in baseball."
"Bang, zoom, curly W! Nats win again!"
"Show your NATITUDE!"
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A George Washington, or G & W, as in gin and whisky, is usually made with jack daniels and giner ale.
I'll have a George Washington please.
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the highest mountain in the East USA. i have climbed it twice who climb HILLS, u shouldnt even thry and conquer mt. washington! read the book WITHOUT PERIL, which is all about mt. washington and then courageous ppl who died hikin it. Mt. washington has the worst and most unpredicatable weather in the country. The highest wind speed ever recorded was on the top of mt. washington and it reached 231 mph. part of the presidential range.
Mt.Washington is a hard mountain to hike.
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A school in the PAC 12 most well known for being hated by the rest of the world. The University, AKA UW, is full of high-class-wannabes and stuck up individuals. Commonly known as Huskies, Fuskies, Dawgs and Purple Penis Eaters attendees of the University of Washington are widely considered helpless or "off the deep end." Of course no Fuskie will admit this, they would rather brag about their new tan, the school's bad football team or their father's BMW.
Amanda Knox, Tend Bundy and Angie Mentink are just a few of the most well known University of Washington attendees.
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A university located in the city of Seattle and in the state of Washington. If you take away the Medical program and its graduate schools, it's basically just a larger version of a community college.
The undergrad students (AKA Fuskies or Dawgs) comprise mainly of Asian-Americans, foreigners, and spoiled white kids who cannot properly function well in life if living anywhere 20 miles farther from their parents. Others include smelly hippies, unhealthy North Face wearing chicks, male homophobes who are stuck in mid-90's era A&F styling, friendly fags, cranky dykes and occasional African-Americans from the sports teams.
The majority of these class-less kids are delusional idiots who thought they could get into UC Berkley, Stanford or some east coast Ivy League school back in high school, but ultimately got rejected on many occasions. As a result, they make the mistake that their undergrad education at UW is far superior than anyone else, but in truth is comparable to any community college in the Seattle area. The students also suffer from a "superiority complex" in which they exaggerate their self-worth, bloat their egos, stroke their friends' egos, act elitist and poke fun at other PAC-10 schools because it makes them feel better when mommy & daddy is not around to boost their self-esteem with cupcakes every morning.
Campus is dangerous with muggers, thugs and rapists.
University of Washington on campus student clinic...
Doctor: "I hope you are taking your birth control pills."
Female UW Student: "I make sure I take them every morning"
Doctor: "You are a GREAT humanitarian."
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