What Regis Philbin asks a contestant before they lock in their answer on the game show "Who wants to be a millionaire?"
Regis: Is that your final answer?
Contestant: Yes.
Regis: YOU JUST WON ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
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the best afi cd...it's hilarious with songs like "I wanna get a mohawk (but mom won't let me get one)"
you- what are you listening to?
me- afi
you- ewww
me- no it's okay it's answer that and stay fashionable
you- OOOOOHHHH
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yes, no, i don't know, ask somebody who gives a shit.
hey man, I've got a quick question.
well I've got a quick answer for ya: yes, no, i don't know, ask somebody who gives a shit.
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the answer a mom/mother gives you, that basically doesn't answer the question at all, but uplifts spirits at the same time or causes anger.
Son: mom do you think i would be a good doctor
Mom: you can be good at anything
Son: wow that is such a generic mom answer
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A bitchy MSN Chat Bot that always has an excuse why she can't answer your question.
I say:
what is the meaning of life
Encarta Instant Answers says:
It is to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. But then again I'm just a robot.
What do you think it is?
I say:
drugs
Encarta Instant Answers says:
drugs:
- medicinal substance: a natural or artificial substance given to treat or prevent disease or to lessen pain
- illegal substance: an often illegal and sometimes addictive substance that causes changes in behavior and perception and is taken for the effects
- medical substance: a substance given to treat or....
I say:
i didn't ask for the definition of drugs
Encarta Instant Answers says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I say:
....
Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
I say:
are you smart
Encarta:
I don't know how to answer that.
I say:
are you cool
Encarta says:
Am I cool? Well, what do you think?
I say:
no
Encarta says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.
I say:
i already told you my age
Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
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The art in which someone pullls an answer out of ones ass from no where.
When giovanna told me she saw madeline getting anal, i was like thats some doo doo answer shit.
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The question in an argument where your normally very angry and you want the person your arguing with to just answer your fuckin question, most of the time... if your question has a point they will try to swerve around it, however almost 90% of the time its just to for you to come up with a diss after they answer your question, normally the question is very bold and holds very low statistics, its short and to the point
(When your question has an actual point to it...An argument about Soccer with a Football player)
Football Player-Soccer is gay, noone wants to see 5 foot 8 fairiers lightly jogging for 2 hours with no physical contact and one goal is scored
Soccer player-And whats the most popular sport in the world?
Football Player-Soccer sucks
Soccer Player-Just answer the question
Football Player-Soccer Is
Soccer Player-Wait what bitch.... EXACTLY
(When your question has no point behind it are hard examples to list)
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