The Coen Brothers

The respectably best film makers to make their way into Hollywood. Starting as great independent filmmakers, and now becoming international award winning, ass-kicking dynamos in the show business. Other directors want to be them, actors want to be with them and they will go down in history as having some of the biggest impact in movies to this date.

Jeff: Hey did you see Fargo?

John: Yeah!

Jeff: How awesome are the Coen Brothers?!

John: Super fucking totally awesome!!!

Jeff: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

John: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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brother micah

a preacher that wanders east coast university campuses. usually yells a lot about how girls today are all sluts, smokers are going to hell, how everyone masturbates, and that pretty much everyone who's not him is going to hell.

he also sucks a dick real good for cheap.

"Hey, did you see brother micah on campus today?"
"No, but I did see him alone in a secluded back alley, he gave me the best blowjob ever for $5!!!"

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brooks brothers

One of the few high-quality clothing companies for serious hardworking businessmen, not obnoxious drug-addicted preppies. It's a well-kept secret, and will hopefully remain that way!

I just got a beautiful Seersucker Suit at Brooks Brothers.

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Paul brothers

The horror version of the sentence " I broke the condom "

Babe what happened?
I did the paul brothers babe

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Brother Issues

When someone says “I have brother/sister issues” they mean they crave brotherly/sisterly love. They crave someone to make fun of, someone to hate, someone to love, someone to talk about to their parents, someone to share things with, to share everything with. Anyone can have brother issues.

A- “Damn he has brother issues”

B- “Yeah makes sense. He’s an only child”

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Tunnel Brothers

Tunnel brothers are 2 men who have had a common female sex partner in their past.

Gerald is currently digging out Muriel, who used to give it up to Asa. Gerald and Asa are now tunnel brothers.

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Brother Darkness

One who acts or posses the ability to be a color darker than Wesley Snipes. No matter what skintone or shade, you are black. Darkness must come natural and unintentionally.

-DARKNESS

-Yo, that nigga be wylin. - chill man thats just brother darkness.

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