Buffer beer

A lighter, cheaper, lower alcohol content beer consumed in between “real beers” to allow for a longer period of “responsible” drinking.

Wow! I’m really feeling that last Stout big time! I think I need a Buffer beer like a Coor’s light so I don’t get wrecked too early.

nut buffer

nuht buhf-fer

noun; the human tongue, used in a sexually derogatory fashion

verb; the sexual act of licking a man's testicles with exhausting vigor

See also; cunt scrubber

1. Langston needs to quit wagging his nut buffer and get back to work!

2. My girlfriend gave me a serious nut buffer. Dig deep, baby. Dig deep.

Buffer message (.)

A dot '.' sent when someone has read your message but hasn't replied to remind them.

I sent her a buffer message (.) after she ignored my previous messages.

Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.

Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.

buffer day

A day after a busy day where you have nothing scheduled, nothing planned, the day all to yourself, no one can disrupt you.

“Hey man can you sleepover tonight?”

“Sorry I can’t. I don’t have a buffer day tomorrow.”

hit the buffers

come to a sudden unsuccessful end.

Although Sean was a successful actor, his career hit the buffers when he appeared in a poorly-rated film.

adult buffer

When an adult, guardian, or parent uses their age or experience for power to win or just end a conversation or argument.

"I was winning the debate with my mom about cleaning up her mess." I was right in the end, but she said "Do it because I said so."

..... She busted out her Adult buffer.