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The ideal housepet. This arachnid is neither truly a spider, nor a scorpion, but a lovable member of the order Solifugae, which in Latin, translates roughly to 'ones that flee from the sun'.
This animal can grow up to approximately 12-15 cm (5-6 in).
They have two large, hooked pincers which assist in catching and masticating their prey. They are also able to easily escape many enclosures, due to their ability to run up glass and bite through most wire mesh. If one escapes, there is really no good course of action. It can run up to 10 mph over short distances, and is very maneuverable. It may also pursue you if it senses a threat.
Although it is not venomous, Its sharp fangs tear a disproportionately large bite which is prone to infection. They eat approximately their body mass in food every two days, so keep them full, and they will be less prone to escape and chew your family.
Bill - "Hey, Jim, check out my camel spider! I'm teaching him to sit on my hand!"
Jim - "Why the hell did you get one of them? The only good thing about them is they only live 18 months!"
Bill - "No, they're cuddl-" (Screams as it masticates his thumb)
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When a girl wears skin tight pants and her pussy lips buldge through the fabric also creates a reason for guys to stare.
Chad : Wow did you see Kiersten she is sportin a Camel Toe today makes my dick hard just thinkin about it!
Craig : You know it kinda reminds me of a butterfly pork chop boy id sure like to tenderize it!
Kiersten : Are you guy's staring at my crotch?
Chad : No we just want to stick our dicks in it!
Kiersten: Nice!
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The coolest pitch man for cigarettes ever. Has some animal-like tendencies, mainly those of a camel.
Get lung cancer the Joe Camel way! *cough cough*
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One who waits to poop until they get to a safe pooping environment.
Nancy: Wow that felt good!
Geoff: What?
Nancy: I just pooped for the first time in 3 days because i couldn't go at your parents house this weekend.
Geoff: Thats fuckin unbelievable . . . you are such a poop camel!
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1. To resist using the bathroom for as long as you can, inspired by necessity or laziness, thus acting like the animal.
2. To pick, fix your camel toe situation.
Definition 1:
K: "Can we stop at the next rest area? I gotta pee."
J: "No! C'mon just camel it out for another 100 miles."
Definition 2:
R: "Yo, be-yotch, nobody wants to see that munch. Camel it out!"
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The cigarettes where beggars can be choosers
"Can I bum a cig? Wait - do you have a menthol?"
"Beggars can be choosers; have a Camel Crush."
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It's actually called the Saudi League. As camels are the most popular thing in the saudi Arabian desert, this finished league generates money to get finished players like Penaldo, Benzema, Kanté, Neymar, Neves etc.
*OMG the camel league is better than the MLS*
*More finished players are becoming camels in the camel league*
*Everyone came to the camel league for Money. Give penaldo influence d'or😡😡😡😡😡😡😡*
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