Children's Hospital

A place you shouldn't use red for decoration, no matter how much colour theory suggests otherwise

"Red shows strength, enthusiasm and energy. Perfect for a children's hospital!!"
"Red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR"

Eat the children

This is quite the political statement

I will drive 100 miles around Los Angeles just to Eat the children

Gas the Children

The act of passing gas (farting) on a mans ball sack in attempts to lower the intelligence of the future offspring.

"Man, Shenia Gassed the Children so good last night, I think my sperm is retarded!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"

dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue

I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children

Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}

Children meat

When you own a beef factory in Vietnam but then you realize there are no cows in Vietnam so you butcher your child laborers and make them into food.

This children meat tastes soooo good

Oh darn I don’t have cows, time for children meat substitution

Midnight Children

A book by Salman Rushdie, but also the definition of two sleep deficient kids who converse over the phone during the periods of 12am-3am for a variety of reasons.

Kid 1: Hey did you hear about those kids?
Kid 2: The ones that get like 4 hrs of sleep a night?
Kid 1: They look like they are midnight children...
Kid 2: Oh that explains it...

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