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It's a Crab with a Knife
Don't piss off a crab with a knife.
A rare and magnificent creature often killed in TF2. These harmless crabs won’t kill a soul and are better if protection is available. Do your part by preserving these spy crabs from poachers.
Lad 1: oh look a spy crab
Lad 2: good. He’s a free kill
Lad 1: NO WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STOP-
When things aren't going to plan, for better or for worse, they are going "absolute crab."
Someone could also be an absolute crab if they are being a mad lad.
"Man I can't believe we got disqualified"
"Thats's absolute crab bro that sucks"
"Shut up man you're being an absolute crab right now"
when intercourse occurs so many times or is rough, 1 has to walk a certain way to avoid feeling friction burn.
On the tv show last night, that scene was so rough, they both were crab walking for a couple of days.
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1. A hilarious flash video based on the game series "Metal Gear Solid." Google "Crab Battle" to view.
2. When one man meets a Cave Demon.
1. "Ergh...C...CRAB BATTLE!!!"
2. "Ergh...C...CRAB BATTLE!!!"
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What Mel B's muff smells of, according to the Bo'Selecta sketches.
"Oooooh! Crab paste!"
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A genre of metal music in which the preforming artists, during the break-down section of their song, lower themselves into a crab like position while continuing to play their instruments.
Some scientists speculate that this movement is intended to emphasize the rhythm and beat of the break-down section in a song.
Person 1: dude that band is so sick, but why do they squat like crabs during their songs
Person 2: Its because they're Crab Core duh!
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