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Def: A sexual act involving painful anal sex that usually ends with blood leaking from the anus of the penetrated partner.
"Last night I gave my girl a Cranberry Dragon and she's still not walking right today."
When a girl with a yeast infection is also on her period.
Lisa is a mess right now dude…she be baking cranberry nutbread in them panties!
When cranberries are cranberrier
Misty was right about cranberrier
When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.
Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!
Uh Huh!
The answer is clear!
It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year!
Do you Want a Sprite Cranberry?
A fart that gets trapped in either bedding or clothing and much later when the farter moves, the rancid ghost of last night’s dinner is unleashed having “lingered”, thusly olafactory senses are offended by the cranberry fart.
Sister: OMG! Did you just fart?
Brother: I sure did but that was 5 minutes ago.
Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger?
Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.
When you squat during your period, and it starts to leak.
'Rebecca.. do you have a Tampon? During Yoga I might've had a Cranberry Squat'