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When a man is getting head from a male/female, as he's about to jizz, he whips out heavy-duty sandpaper, grinds it across the receivers face, mainly the cheeks and chin, and then blows his load on thier face, wiping the jizz around the chaffed area.
damn niggs, you jizzed hard on dat whore, shoulda done a Gobi Desert yo.
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A girl who is both hot and dry. Appreciated only for her looks because of her lack of personality.
Yo nigga look at that girl im boutta hit her up
No nigga she a desert girl she's all eye candy
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A game that modifies the original game Battlefield: 1942. Insanely popular with oneline gamers. Draws fire from h0m0s for being a popular game.
"DC sucks yo" "STFU, N00b!!1" "no, YOU stFu, n00ber!!"
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Desert Dick, or DDS (Desert Dick Syndrome) is a very serious illness that occurs in sexually active males. The male dick end, or knob, becomes red, dry and itchy, like the desert, somtimes the skin cracks and bleeding can occur. Its history is very unclear... The first case discovered was among the nates of the peguis first nation. Indian folklore tells of a young boy, by the name of Randy, stumbling into the forests of the Peguis first nation after huffing a large amount of gas.. He was then forced give anal sex to a big bear by the name of Terry. Randy then returned home and slept for two days without washing his penis. A terrible case of Desert Dick Syndrome (DDS) was the result. Masturbating with DDS can cause a very serious Illness called Cactus Cock.
Guy: "No baby, we cant have sex tonight"
Girl: "Why's that baby? You cant get a hard-on?"
Guy: " I havent showered since we last fucked, so now i've got the goddamned Desert Dick..."
Girl: "My god! that looks like the Sahara! Fuck!"
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A man who doesn't need anything and can say and do whatever he wants. He cares not for the opinions of others and usually flows with whatever will benefit him and his friends. Usually smart mouthed, humorous unintentionally, and somehow good with women. He's usually that guy who doesn't fall into any clique and basically does whatever he wants, without breaking the law or getting into severe trouble. He's an ideal friend and is usually rude in speaking but it can be accustomed to.
Person A: I tried to ask Lorette out but she's fallen for Desert Punk.
Person B: Seriously you wouldn't even think girls would notice him.
Person A: I got into a fight with Matt yesterday but I completely got pawned when Desert Punk jumped in.
Person B: Well of course, you shouldn't have gotten personal with him.
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the way your penis feels and looks because of lack of vaginal intercousre or maturbation. dry wrinkle cracked like a desert
yo mothafucka i aint got the vagine in a minute im truly rocking the desert dick
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A term for a woman who grew up in or near a desert town, and they may be REALLY hot, but something is always just a little fucked up about them
A hot chick who seems normal at first glance.... but she has 12 kids and a meth addicted ex husband who is naturally in jail.
Or really hot and nice, but missing a toe.
"Wow, look at her!....Careful, she's a desert rat"
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