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(v) The art of taking a just-used condom and slapping it on a girl's face while holding onto the tip.
Yeah I gave your MOM a sloppie glove!!!
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The act of having gloved hands shoved violently up ones' anus. Usually forms part of a sexual act, or an airport search.
Jen kept setting the metal detector off at the airport, before she was taken away for a strip search. She vehemently denied ever being rubber gloved.
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Another name for a goatee - a type of beard that only covers the chin and mustache areas, and sometimes just the chin.
Look at his wack-ass chin glove!
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The compartment in almost any vehicle that is on the passenger's side. Used to keep old-fashioned driving gloves in. Now used for ect. items.
guy 1:Could you get the gun out of the glove compartment ?
guy 2:It's locked. Why do you need it?
guy 3:My grandfather often snoops around in my car... he might take it and who knows what will happen.
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Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.
"One pair of silk gloves please"
"So, wank a lot?"
"...yes I do."
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when a guy busts in the condom and then turns it inside out and the male slaps his partner in the face with it.
Did you enjoy that sticky glove I gave you?
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Whilst performing a houdini, during the process of spitting on the receiving team's back, the male ejaculates into his hand. as she turns around thinking he had finished, she receives a hearty slap to the face full of cum. optional smear to the hair.
Person 1: "Yo how you gonna break up with sally?"
Person 2: "im gonna give that bitch the white glove."
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