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when there is nothing for dinner, so all you can do is lean back and grit your teeth
Matthew: "Mom, what's for dinner?"
Mother: "Just Lean Grit."
Matther: "Not again."
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(n.) 1) cat litter, for example, Tidy Cat or 2) the toilet paper remnants left behind in woman's underwear, AKA, clitty litter
I have to stop at the store on the way home and pick up some milk and shit-grit for the cat.
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PORN: cosists of homo sapiens exposing and exploiting body parts which should be kept private
Grit is no good!! Can be addictive and you really should think before you act
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Sex act best executed during a drunken one night stand where a man fucks a person doggystyle and at the point of climax, pulls out and cums (man gravy) on the persons back and then sticks his finger down his throat and and pukes (blowing grits) all over the person. Bonus points are awarded if the recipient also pukes as a result of the act.
"I brought this slut home last night and jizzed and puked all over her! I gave her the ol' grits and gravy!"
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Cigarettes that are taken without permission from one's mom in order to share with the group of friends.
"Damn i am feenin for a grit right now"
"well shit nigga i'll just snag some a' dose' mama grits and we're set"
"I conquer, grab that can-o'-HOSS you got while ur at it!"
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When a hillbilly and his woman are riding in a pick-up truck sitting right next to each other.
I saw Clem and Judy the other day driving down Main Street, riding grit style in his old Ford pick-up truck. It must be love.
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