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ishowspeed meat incident is an incident where ishowspeed showed his meat to his audience.
The Ishowspeed Meat Incident was awesome!
when you get super drunk (on a school trip) and you have to leave the party. But then your friend gives you passata(pomidorowa) and your vomit looks like raindbow. Then you get caught by your teacher with your head in the backet filled with pink vomit.
Person 1: Do you want to repeate the matilda incident?
Matilda: Yes, give me passata(pomidorowa).
so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.
Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"
This is when you absolutely fucking destroy your pants with explosive shit, have to walk with them to the toilet, empty it out and dump your underpants out the window. Known as a Johny Poo-Poo Incident.
My brother had a Johny Poo-Poo Incident in English class yesterday.
Or more informatively: Uncle Edwards Shrimp in ass Incident
It’s where Uncle Edward (the femo herself) finally gets a bitch but his dick is too small to fit inside either her vaginal or anal so Tyrone came in with his big african drumstick to fuck edwards bitch and has Uncle Edward to watch like a cuckold.
Moral of the Incident: Uncle Edward gets no bitches
Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
Braden was in the Shrimpass Incident…
The Tiananmen Square protests, also known as the June Fourth Incident(Chinese: 六四事件; pinyin: liùsì shìjiàn) in China.
The protests started on 15 April and were forcibly suppressed on 4 June when the government declared martial law and sent the People's Liberation Army to occupy parts of central Beijing.
Person 1: Have you heard of The Tiananmen Square protests in China?
Chinese: We learnt false information about the June Forth Incident in school.
The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
Miami Airport Incident-
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?