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The greatest source of PORN :) ever! unless you have like AOL or NetZero or something like that, that takes 2 hours just for a game to finish loading... then you hate to even think about getting on the net.

Woa look at that hot chick!!! Ima watch this video!!

(30 minutes later)

Gosh Dammit only 1 min. has loaded! you have got to be kidding me!! UGH this stupid slow Internet!!!

by Poker Face Face May 29, 2009

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internetical

mathematical equations and formulas that were compiled, brewed and distilled in the internets' basement.
roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics

"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"

man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy?

man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.

by look behind you, thats my name April 29, 2010


internetable

A term coined by Amalia G. (4) in 2020 to identify devices that can be connected to the World Wide Web.

Is this tablet still internetable?

by Mnjag July 17, 2021


internetizing

1. The process of reading and or subscribing to RSS feeds.

2. Using the website Stumbleupon for long periods of time.

Girl 1: What are you doing?

Boy 1: Internetizing. It's the new trend. Check out this awesome RSS feed!

Girl 1: Uhm...?

Boy 1: Look it up in Urban Dictionary

by X22 February 1, 2009


internet

A place where people go for pornwatching while trying to desperately look up answers. Also a place where desperate men try to go and literally get laid by some girl who would rather fuck herself than that fucker on the internet who is in england.

Jeez wtf is wrong the internet

by One little hellian February 23, 2017


internet

The giant computer network that even advanced network engineers don't know how it works. AKA "Magic"

man the internet sucks here doesn't whoever own the internet ever fix it?

by knightroto November 26, 2015


internet

Evidence that humanity is doomed

I have been browsing on the Internet for long now, my faith in humanity has fallen.
We are doomed

by A person who is just browsing November 25, 2015