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The female equivalent of teabag.
1. To apply, with a certain amount of pressure, ones vulva to another persons face, preferably leaving a degree of vaginal residue around the nose, mouth, or forehead of said person.
2. When after you die in the bad, a female gamer sits on your corpse's face repeatedly.
After killing that gnome hunter for the 13th time, I lifted my robe, exposed my lady parts, and muffin mashed him.
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What most people do while playing soul calibur. When a person doesn't now how to play a fighting games and just randomly presses as many buttons as they can. Usually the people who do this think they're really good at the game even though its really cheap.
Shoshana thinks she kicks ass but she really just is a damn button masher.
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The contents of a well-used but badly flushed lavatory, the bangers (sausages) being the turds and the mash (mashed potato) being the bog roll.
"Cinders and ashes, Thomas, your coaches are a disgrace", cried the Fat Controller. "There's soot all over the windows, used tickets all over the floor and Clarabel's khazi is full of bangers and mash!"
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1) a playfull insult between friends
2) a person who gets really horribly drunk on a regular basis
1) shaun, pick it up ya mash head!
2) Johny Mase stop drinking you mash head!
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The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.
keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78
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to be hyper on natural highs and not drugs you little townie dingers!!! u shudnt take drugs!! and mashed is to be hiyperrrrrrrr!
im so mashed after that red bull!!1
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When you fuck a fat bitch and shit in her fat rolls to leave a snack for later
Lmao you thought I wouldn’t do mashed pitts