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Acronym for items in a purse or bag. Money, ID, Lipstick, Keys
Suzie: Got MILK? I hear they check ID's at the door.
Darla: It's in my purse.
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Weed, Chronic, Marijuana. Same difference.
"Hey bro I got some milk, lets do this shit!"
Man 1: "Hey dude you got any milk?"
Man 2: "Na, I just ran out."
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When you have no idea of what for, or what it is, where it comes from, how it got there, or even why, however. Keeping the stupid cow decided to go milking it.
A young farm lass had been given a gift, a cow.
Tessa: "Thanks! I think, what is it?!"
Giver: "It's a cow...."
Tessa: "What should I do with it?"
Giver: "I'm not sure, I was hoping you will know?"
Tessa: "Is it a boy or girl, from the look of those....abit unusual?"
Giver: "This is why I don't want it. And think you can make sense of it."
Tessa: "Well, ok....I'll take a look at it...you sure it's called a cow?!"
Giver: "Positive.....when I bought it, someone said, 'finally got rid of the moany old cow'.."
Tessa: "Well, would you know, something seems to be coming out of these dangly things..."
Giver: "Think you might be milking it now..."
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when your a furry but also bowser
friend- i have milk
you- but my milk have milk
friend- *dies*
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Milk is an admirable adorable alluring, angelic appealing beauteous bewitching captivating charming classy comely cute dazzling delicate delightful divine elegant enthralling enticing excellent exquisite fair, fascinating fetching fine good-looking gorgeous graceful grand lovely magnetic magnificent marvelous mesmeric nice pleasing pretty pulchritudinous radiant ravishing refined resplendent splendid statuesque stunning sublime superb symmetrical taking tantalizing teasing tempting girl. Milk is my little princess >< her bf will be there for her no matter what. Always take care of her because she's the sweetest person you will ever meet.
A : Wow, who's that?
B : She's Milk, ptw's little princess.
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